sasuge:

i am talking to a guy on facebook and he said ‘hey just to make it clear i’m only talking to you because you like naruto and stuff haha’ and i think i just got naruto zoned

(Source: balkansoul, via judgejudyofficial)

showerthoughtsofficial:

When you’re a kid you’re careful to not to swear in front of adults. When you’re adult you’re careful to not to swear in front of kids.

(Source: reddit.com, via illegalaustralien)

0013001:

me for 3 years straight: “sorry i haven’t been myself lately”

(Source: android1718, via emo-flamingo)

Meeting a celebrity

thebootydiaries:

Me: *hands them a piece of paper*

Them: Who should I make it out to?

Me: oh, haha, no, that’s not for you to autograph. That’s the URL to my amazon wishlist, alright, bye.

(Source: isaiahetero, via let-me-munch-loudly)

Reasons why your sign sucks

let-me-munch-loudly:

gnashing-of-teeth:

Aries: over competitive, self centered
Taurus: the best sign, does not suck at all
Gemini: afraid of commitment, doesn’t know when to be serious
Cancer: manipulative and moody
Leo: attention whores
Virgo: judgey and super boring
Libra: literally will never shut up
Scorpio: rude af
Sagittarius: in your face and over the top
Capricorn: they are actually pretty cool
Aquarius: shady And emotionally dead (watch out for these fuckers)
Pisces: cry babies

Jokes on you I’m every single one of these so you’ll never know which sign I am

waitinforthebus:

ring around the rosie

pocket full of

(via teenscoolest)

its-a-different-world:

randomleighcool:

tkyle:

Peppa Pig is not here for your lying ass, Susie Sheep.

BITCH!!! 😂😂😂😂

THIS IS IN MY TOP 10 FAVORITE CARTOON SCENES BECAUSE SHE GOT SO FREAKIN MAD, LIKE, SHE STRAIGHT SPAZZED MY GIRL SNAPPED AND BARELY SAID A WORD. PISSED.

(Source: peppapig.com, via sorry)

dankmemeuniversity:

(via unoriginalimagination)